My whole life is about making lists. I have lists about lists. I cannot and will not ever cope unless it’s all on a list.
Shaun does not see the point in lists and likes to mess with mine, to throw me off guard and annoy me.
Here’s a shopping list that he tampered with. I only saw the item he had added when I was halfway round ASDA and nearly compromised my weak pelvic floor with belly laughter upon reading it.
God knows what aisle I was supposed to get THAT from?!