My whole life is about making lists.  I have lists about lists.  I cannot and will not ever cope unless it’s all on a list.

Shaun does not see the point in lists and likes to mess with mine, to throw me off guard and annoy me.

Here’s a shopping list that he tampered with.  I only saw the item he had added when I was halfway round ASDA and nearly compromised my weak pelvic floor with belly laughter upon reading it.

God knows what aisle I was supposed to get THAT from?!