Spaniel’s Ears

You go in M&S and the lingerie section screams at you with their posters about wearing the correct size and if you don’t you’ll end up with boobies like spaniels ears.
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In my head, I’m a size 6 svelte, toned and tanned beauty with an ‘ample’ bosom.

In reality, the mirror tells the truth that I’m a size 14 with a baby belly, stretchmarks and tits that have their own postcode.

I look on at the lovely rows of teeny tiny lacy sexy bras in M&S and can only dream. It’s never going to happen. I shall be wearing my chest scaffolding with horrific grandma wide straps for the rest of my days.

Here’s what happens when you try squeeze a 32K bust into a very pretty 32A bra.

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Who the heck am I kidding?! Even four of these sewn together wouldn’t support my weapons of mass distraction.

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2 responses to “Spaniel’s Ears

  1. try bravissimo, was in there the other day and they go upto L i think. maybe trying an a cup was a tad ambitious! haha x

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